You will need:
1 Jar of Peanut Butter (of your favorite style)
Peel your banana down as far as you’d like.
Put a spoonful of peanut butter on the banana.
Take a glorious bite.
This is a great snack if you:
- just need to eat something in order to eat…
you can’t make a planet that’s mostly midnight and electric blues and not expect me to love it
[full view b/c size restraints on pixels is somethin’ else]
Glow in the Dark Solar System Apparel by makeitgoodpdx
GUYS. I WANT A GLOW IN THE DARK SATURN ON MY ASS.
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better
the worst thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
they could be a gator